Irida studios

[George]

...and so many have had accidents on them and they dyson them!...sorry....

george...

[Barny]

Yes,  dyson with death!  they pick up well though.

                         Barny.

[Barny]

Next please?

           Barny.

[George]

Have you finished that Beer already Barny?

george...

[Barny]

I have, it was getting warm.

                Barny.

[George]

I have, it was getting warm.

                Barny.

You mean to say that you didn't drink it before all the frost was off the glass?    

george...

[Barny]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all
of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

             Barny.

[George]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all
of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

             Barny.

Perfect philosophy Barny, I couldn't have put it better myself!  

george...

[Barny]

Thank you George,
There's a lot to be said about drinking,
and a thought has just come to my head,
If a fellow can't drink when he's living,
how the **** can he drink when he's dead?                  

           Barny.

[Barny]

And last night I dreamed I was writing 'Lord of the Rings' but it turned out that I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

                  Barny.

[Barny]

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Afew years ago!

        Barny

[Rogataber]

And last night I dreamed I was writing 'Lord of the Rings' but it turned out that I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

                  Barny.

Have you heard about the dyslectic who couldn’t spell Armageddon – oh well it’s not the end of the world! Roger

[Barny]

Hello Mr butcher, can I have half a pound of kidleys please?

[travellingran]

Hello Mr butcher, can I have half a pound of kidleys please?

Certainly Sir , but I think you mean half a pound of kidneys....................

[Barny]

That's what I said, diddelye?