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Offline Peter&Dawn

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« Reply #150 on: November 15, 2010, 11:36:36 AM »
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That's what I said, diddelye?

You have completely lost me with the last few posts.  
You really must take more water with the whiskey  

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« Reply #151 on: November 15, 2010, 02:44:42 PM »
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That's what I said, diddelye?


You certainly did say kidleys diddle you .

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« Reply #152 on: November 15, 2010, 04:52:47 PM »
Kidleys? yes I diddle. Diddle you?
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« Reply #153 on: November 15, 2010, 07:16:02 PM »
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That's what I said, diddelye?

You have completely lost me with the last few posts.  
You really must take more water with the whiskey  

Peter&Dawn


So sorry for my part in all this. I never did grow up.!!!!!!!
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« Reply #154 on: November 16, 2010, 08:43:58 AM »
Good Morning Mr Butcher, I would like some bacon please.
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« Reply #155 on: November 16, 2010, 11:14:31 AM »
Lean back?
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« Reply #156 on: November 16, 2010, 11:19:39 AM »
[attachment=763:images.jpg]  " I would like some bacon please"
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« Reply #157 on: November 17, 2010, 11:38:10 PM »
Hello Mr Butcher, do you keep dripping?
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« Reply #158 on: November 18, 2010, 07:09:48 AM »
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Hello Mr Butcher, do you keep dripping?

Only about the price of steak.    

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« Reply #159 on: November 19, 2010, 09:27:08 AM »
The price is silly!  I ended up buying a sheeps head but the butcher left the eyes in so it could see us through the weekend.
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« Reply #160 on: November 19, 2010, 11:37:32 AM »
A man got on the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

          Sorry,
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« Reply #161 on: November 26, 2010, 10:35:45 AM »
My snail stopped winning races. I removed his shell to make him more aerodynamic. If anything it's made him more sluggish.
Tony


With thanks to Ueuecoyotl, the Aztec God of Sex and Irresponsible Merrymaking (I've found my deity!!)

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« Reply #162 on: December 01, 2010, 02:41:25 PM »
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.

Magically it opens.

"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," replies the man.

"These are my khakis".


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« Reply #163 on: December 12, 2010, 08:36:33 AM »
Groan! I hope you get a good joke book in your stocking this Christmas, Barney. If one's not on your Christmas list ... add it!

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« Reply #164 on: December 12, 2010, 04:16:23 PM »
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?






Deep pan, crisp and even!



             Love it!   Barny.
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