Our man on the spot reports:
STOP PRESS
On Thursday, 2nd September a fierce wind sprang up - locally known as the "meltemi" - and proceeded to move the beach from west to east. The wind continued with this (eventually) desireable task throughout the night and into the following day. Local authorities were, at the time of writing, unavailable for comment.
Noopsy 500, Ostraco Bar, Plakias, 3 September, 2004