This made me laugh and I had to share it!
I just completed an audio test on a chap that works for the local council, The results showed that his hearing was fine, top of the charts!
I advised him of this and pressed the 'print' button to obtain a copy for the records.
I then asked "would you like a copy"?
To which he replied, "No thanks, I like one at lunchtime with my sandwich"!
I despair!
Barny.