To the masseur:
It's not really clear whether you object to the naturists' sex (Is it OK for blokes to lie with their legs apart), nationality (are large German ladies allowed), social class ( are large Cambridge educated, honorary consuls allowed), or nudity ( are large German honorary consuls wearing thongs allowed). Is a large naked woman more likely to corrupt a 10 year old Cretan child than a large naked man? Would a German naturist have a less corrupting influence?
Last year the guy renting sunbeds on the naturist bit of Souda beach had his son with him on the 2 or 3 days we were there. Presumably all the naturists there were neither British, female or overweight.
Actually as soon as Mr. Masseur lurched into right wing class warrior mode I lost interest, as I usually do when someone can only justify themselves by slagging off others.