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Title: christmas
Post by: Barny on December 09, 2010, 12:22:08 PM
I am just wondering who will be first this year to say it.....?

                       Barny.
Title: christmas
Post by: Peter&Dawn on December 09, 2010, 12:42:32 PM
Quote from: Barny
I am just wondering who will be first this year to say it.....?

                       Barny.

'it...' Barny    
There, I said 'it...' first

Have a good 'it....' everyone

Peter&Dawn
Title: christmas
Post by: Barny on December 09, 2010, 01:20:44 PM
Yes, Merry it everyone!!
Title: christmas
Post by: George on December 10, 2010, 08:17:31 AM
First of many I should think, enjoy!

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george...
Title: christmas
Post by: Barny on December 10, 2010, 01:38:30 PM
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scottishman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of knickers.

St Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......
Title: christmas
Post by: Graham_and_Karen on December 12, 2010, 08:28:06 AM
 
Merry Christmas - one and all.
Title: christmas
Post by: Rowena & Carl on December 22, 2010, 11:26:38 PM
Love it Barny  laughed so much...Merry Christmas to all Plakias lovers xx

Title: christmas
Post by: Barny on December 24, 2010, 12:11:38 PM
Father Christmas' sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sledge?'
'Sorry,' the motorist replied. 'I'm not a mechanic - I'm a chiropodist.'
'Well, can you give me a toe?'

               They get worse!!

        Barny.
Title: christmas
Post by: George on January 04, 2011, 01:01:35 AM
Roll on the Summer!
george...
Happy new year everyone, well we can hope can't we!
Title: christmas
Post by: Barny on January 04, 2011, 07:54:09 AM
Summer? Oh yes I remember it. seems years away, just warmed up from windscreen scraping! Happy new year to you all!!

                  Barny
Title: christmas
Post by: travellingran on January 05, 2011, 12:33:24 PM
Quote from: Barny
Summer? Oh yes I remember it. seems years away, just warmed up from windscreen scraping! Happy new year to you all!!

                  Barny

Is it May yet ?.  Happy new year to everyone.

Heather