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Ostraco's Bar => Gossip => Topic started by: Barny on December 09, 2010, 12:22:08 PM
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I am just wondering who will be first this year to say it.....?
Barny.
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I am just wondering who will be first this year to say it.....?
Barny.
'it...' Barny
There, I said 'it...' first
Have a good 'it....' everyone
Peter&Dawn
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Yes, Merry it everyone!!
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First of many I should think, enjoy!
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george...
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The Scottishman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of knickers.
St Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season
Begins......
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Merry Christmas - one and all.
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Love it Barny laughed so much...Merry Christmas to all Plakias lovers xx
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Father Christmas' sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sledge?'
'Sorry,' the motorist replied. 'I'm not a mechanic - I'm a chiropodist.'
'Well, can you give me a toe?'
They get worse!!
Barny.
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Roll on the Summer!
george...
Happy new year everyone, well we can hope can't we!
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Summer? Oh yes I remember it. seems years away, just warmed up from windscreen scraping! Happy new year to you all!!
Barny
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Summer? Oh yes I remember it. seems years away, just warmed up from windscreen scraping! Happy new year to you all!!
Barny
Is it May yet ?. Happy new year to everyone.
Heather