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Tony and Sandra Smith
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Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
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Reply #765 on:
March 13, 2016, 09:35:34 PM »
A man is approached by a traffic warden:
'You're using a disabled space for your car, sir. May I ask what your disability is?'
The reply:
'Tourette's. Now **** off, you ****.'
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Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
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March 15, 2016, 04:38:28 PM »
I've been told that they're making a Scouser version of "Silence of the Lambs". It will be titled "Shut Up Ewes".
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I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
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My wife told me sex is better on holiday… that wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.
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