Office manager on the day of the 'big board meeting' can't find his usually impeccably reliable main presenter. So he calls him at home:
He gets a little girl's voice on the phone :
'Hi, can I speak to Mr Smith please?'
-No, I'm sorry, Daddy's speaking to the policeman.
'Oh, do you think you could ask him to come to the phone?'
-No, I'm sorry, the fireman's just arrived, he's speaking to him now!
'Oh, my god, is it anything serious?'
-No, no.... errr... wow, there's a helicopter just landed in the road outside!
'My god, what is it the policeman, the fireman and the helicopter are doing with your dad??'
-Oh, they're looking for me!