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Offline Barny

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« on: April 14, 2011, 02:13:51 PM »
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
 


A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"  
 
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am.  But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

 

 

 

 

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
 
 
 


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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2011, 04:21:43 PM »
   
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