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Offline Tony and Sandra Smith

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Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« Reply #765 on: March 13, 2016, 09:35:34 PM »

A man is approached by a traffic warden:

'You're using a disabled space for your car, sir. May I ask what your disability is?'

The reply:

'Tourette's. Now **** off, you ****.'
« Last Edit: March 14, 2016, 03:27:49 PM by Tony and Sandra Smith »
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Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« Reply #766 on: March 15, 2016, 04:38:28 PM »
I've been told that they're making a Scouser version of "Silence of the Lambs".  It will be titled "Shut Up Ewes".
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Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« Reply #767 on: March 22, 2016, 06:14:43 PM »
Ha
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Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« Reply #768 on: April 20, 2016, 07:41:13 AM »
I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
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Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« Reply #769 on: April 20, 2016, 07:42:35 AM »
My wife told me sex is better on holiday… that wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.
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