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Messages - Tony and Sandra Smith

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PlakChat / Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« on: February 14, 2016, 08:58:35 PM »
A bloke said to me 'I'm going to cut off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in the library'[/size]I thought 'that's a turn up for the books'

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PlakChat / Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« on: January 29, 2016, 02:42:53 PM »
Went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a chicken tarka but the waiter said he hadn't heard of it, I explained "it's similar to a tikka, but just a wee bit otter"

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PlakChat / Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« on: January 29, 2016, 02:38:52 PM »
My colleague is unable to attend the Innuendo Seminar next week - so I'll be filling her slot instead.

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PlakChat / Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« on: January 29, 2016, 10:35:48 AM »
How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?

 The correct term is 'replace', actually.

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PlakChat / Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« on: January 29, 2016, 08:56:29 AM »
What do we want ?
More racing car noises.
When do we want them?
Neoooooooooowwwwwwww

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PlakChat / Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« on: January 29, 2016, 08:24:19 AM »
The guy that invented the USB stick was buried today. They had to take his coffin out, turn it round, and put it back in again.

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PlakChat / Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« on: January 28, 2016, 09:16:50 AM »
The guy who invented predictive text died yesterday- his funfair is next monkey.

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Plakias / Re: Just booked
« on: June 24, 2015, 09:17:12 AM »
Yup! well worth a try!

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Plakias / Re: Just booked
« on: June 24, 2015, 08:49:21 AM »
And in bottles at the large supermarket near the camping ground
Tony

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PlakChat / Re: it's quiet Carruthers.... too quiet
« on: May 21, 2015, 05:02:44 PM »
I witnessed some totally disgusting behaviour on the beach yesterday.

A man and woman were arguing in front of a load of kids, then she smacked him on the head and it all kicked off between them.

The police were called, and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it....


Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages as the man shouted 'That's the way to do it!'
 

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Plakias / Re: Taking Currency for holiday
« on: May 12, 2015, 06:27:58 PM »
Which cash will be most welcome? Euros, british pounds or American dollars?

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Plakias / Re: Major fire in Plakias
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:19:51 AM »
Tragic. Our thoughts are with everyone there.

Tony and Sandra

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Plakias / Re: Changes at the DVLA and car hire in Crete
« on: April 27, 2015, 10:29:27 PM »
I also have used Autoway on our last visits but I wanted to warn other visitors


Tony


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Plakias / Changes at the DVLA and car hire in Crete
« on: April 27, 2015, 05:28:16 PM »
Hi,
Just noticed this on the BBC news site. It may be something that people need to be aware of although I think I have only been asked to show my plastic licence each time I have hired a car.


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Plakias / Re: Just booked
« on: April 02, 2015, 10:57:04 AM »
We have used Autoway in the past as well and have been very pleased.
Cheers Tony

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