Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Barny

Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 58
31
Plakias / Re: Fight at the Sunbed corral
« on: September 08, 2017, 08:08:05 AM »
Such a contrast from when I was there in August. I would get to the far end around ten thirty / eleven with loads of sunbeds available and most of the day too. You just need a windy day to blow their towels away, if you know what I mean?

            Barny.

32
Gossip / Re: How did you first find Plakias?
« on: August 21, 2017, 01:09:57 PM »
This is a topic I started years ago regarding how people first found Plakias.
Now I see a lot of new faces on here and am interested to learn how you, too, found Plakias?

             Barny.

33
Plakias / Re: News
« on: July 31, 2017, 08:01:55 AM »
You never know....

34
Plakias / Re: News
« on: July 30, 2017, 05:10:41 PM »
I will be there on Wednesday.

35
Plakias / Re: Far end beach
« on: July 27, 2017, 07:32:51 AM »
The sea looks a bit 'wild' today!

36
Holiday Companies / Re: Olympic rep saga
« on: July 02, 2017, 11:52:54 AM »
Agreed Mike.

37
Plakias / Re: Rain?
« on: June 05, 2017, 07:42:56 AM »
Keep the rain away! I'll be there in 57 days.

                 Barny.

38
Plakias / Rain?
« on: May 28, 2017, 12:17:41 PM »
Is it raining today?

        Barny.

39
Plakias / Re: webcam
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:43:34 AM »
Looks a bit stormy today?

              Barny

40
Holiday Companies / Re: Olympic (again)
« on: December 30, 2016, 10:37:31 AM »
Not good, transfers were always part of it especially if you wanted to see all of Crete before getting to your resort. but I always use www.taxi4you.gr, this saves all the hassle, just walk out of the airport, into the taxi and you're soon there. OK it costs extra but well worth it in my opinion.

                 Barny.

41
Gossip / Re: Not much going on.....
« on: December 15, 2016, 08:05:15 AM »
A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend.
 
They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland.
 
Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal.
 
Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time. 
 
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers.
 
Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.
 
Dear Maggie,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we  go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have  chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).

These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love,
Chris

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.   
 

42
Gossip / Re: Not much going on.....
« on: December 15, 2016, 07:45:28 AM »
What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

43
Gossip / Not much going on.....
« on: December 14, 2016, 02:50:04 PM »
It's all very quiet, has anyone a tale to tell that we would find amusing?

44
Where to stay / Re: Alianthos Garden Hotel
« on: October 13, 2016, 08:02:33 AM »
I called in there in August for a drink and was amazed how good it looked. The staff at the bar were so friendly and helpful (as normal in Plakias) the revamp has made a big difference.

               Barny,

45
Gossip / And why not?
« on: September 30, 2016, 01:04:10 PM »
A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on."

Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 58